Speaking the Truth
THIS IS HORSESHIT THAT CAN ONLY GET HORSESHITTIER WITH TIME. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Speaking the Truth
Tag: Weird
Or was it Crosshairs? Always Take Notes.
AH, THAT JOY OF GETTING CAUGHT IN THE NOSE HAIRS OF SOMEONE ELSE’S FIGHT. –OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Or was it Crosshairs? Always Take Notes.
Not One More Word!
I SWEAR, IF THERE’S ONE MORE WORD OUT OF THAT DUCK… — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Not One More Word!
I Couldn’t See the Book Cover
THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS BOOK SEEMS LIKE KIND OF A WEIRDO. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading I Couldn’t See the Book Cover
My Ironic Humor Wasn’t Appreciated
UPON RETURNING TO THE ORDER COUNTER AT MCDONALD’S, AFTER EATING: ME: MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF! MCDONALD’S CASHIER: *TAKING TWO STEPS BACK* LADY, I DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE. Continue reading My Ironic Humor Wasn’t Appreciated
The Weirdest Thing I’ve Ever Read on The New Yorker’s Site
Yesterday, The New Yorker posted an odd, rambling interview with Donna Brazile by Isaac Chotiner. I sense the odd, rambling stuff isn’t Mr. Chotiner’s fault. When you agree to go to work for Fox News, it’s hard to deny you’ve sold out to the devil. Ms. Brazile attempted to deny it, but it didn’t go too well. https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/donna-brazile-explains-why-she-is-working-for-fox-news Continue reading The Weirdest Thing I’ve Ever Read on The New Yorker’s Site
Rita Rudner Quotation
I WONDER IF OTHER DOGS THINK POODLES ARE MEMBERS OF A WEIRD RELIGIOUS CULT. — RITA RUDNER Continue reading Rita Rudner Quotation
What are the Odds?
Please assure me this won’t happen two nights in a row. Last night I had the unlikely combination of hiccups and a sneezing fit while trying to fall asleep. That won’t happen tonight, will it? Wait. Aw, shit. Continue reading What are the Odds?
Andy Warhol Quote
THE MOST EXCITING ATTRACTIONS ARE BETWEEN TWO OPPOSITES THAT NEVER MEET. — ANDY WARHOL Continue reading Andy Warhol Quote
The New Presidential Behavior
I LONG FOR THE DAYS WHEN SOPHOMORIC MEN JUST BRAGGED ABOUT THE SIZE OF THEIR PEE-PEES. Continue reading The New Presidential Behavior
