AH, THAT JOY OF GETTING CAUGHT IN THE NOSE HAIRS OF SOMEONE ELSE’S FIGHT. –OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Or was it Crosshairs? Always Take Notes.
IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME. IF I’M NOT WEARING PANTS, THE PHONE RINGS. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Fate or Conspiracy? YOU Decide.
PHILIP CHARLES IS DECENT, BUT HE’S A HANDFUL. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Life’s Challenges
I SWEAR, IF THERE’S ONE MORE WORD OUT OF THAT DUCK… — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Not One More Word!
THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS BOOK SEEMS LIKE KIND OF A WEIRDO. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading I Couldn’t See the Book Cover
ALL FOUR OF THOSE ASSHOLES WERE RAISED BETTER THAN THAT. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Ladies’ Room or the Subway? The Best Conversations
MAYBE THE GLUE THEY USE FOR FALSE EYELASHES WILL PREVENT THESE UNDERPANTS FROM CREEPING UP. — OVERHEARD ON THE SUBWAY Continue reading Overheard on the Subway
My recent stay in New York City was the first in four and a half years. I’m a city person, though, and most of it came naturally. Still, there’s conscious risk-taking which we know is unnecessary and we do it anyway. Example: using the elevator in a subway station. We do it when we’re tired, or feeling inclined to harm ourselves. I think I was just tired. I did it only once, and it worked out fine. However, I won’t recommend the experience to anyone. For clarification, here’s a YouTube video by username Nordell: Continue reading Ride the NYC Subway Like a Pro
OVERHEARD ON THE SUBWAY: “SOME WOMEN ARE MULTI-ORGASMIC. I JUST HAVE SNEEZING FITS.” SOMEBODY SHOULD REMIND HER THAT SHE IS NOT A VICTIM. Continue reading Define “Victim”
I have a policy of posting on the blog an average of once per day. If I skip a day, on another day there will be two posts. That system is going well, but shortly after 8:00 Pacific Time this evening I decided against skipping the Saturday post. This decision was made in spite of having nothing to say. Here are screenshots of two social media posts. Whatever. The Instagram post has proven more popular than most of the crapola my Instagram followers must endure. Continue reading Scrambling to Post Something