Please assure me this won’t happen two nights in a row. Last night I had the unlikely combination of hiccups and a sneezing fit while trying to fall asleep. That won’t happen tonight, will it? Wait. Aw, shit. Continue reading What are the Odds?
OVERHEARD ON THE SUBWAY: “SOME WOMEN ARE MULTI-ORGASMIC. I JUST HAVE SNEEZING FITS.” SOMEBODY SHOULD REMIND HER THAT SHE IS NOT A VICTIM. Continue reading Define “Victim”