“WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE SPECIES OF PENGUIN?” SHE SAID, CURTLY. Continue reading A Nasty Confrontation (Excerpt)
Please don’t accuse Dave Hill — or me — of overstating the crisis. Rest assured, we’re all strong enough to handle this. Perspective is absolutely essential, though. Regardless of how bad this gets, remember that the heroes who help us navigate the confusion and disillusionment of travel are not to blame. Policy decisions are made by cowards who never show their faces in the hallways, guest elevators or restaurants of hotels. The employees we see during our stay are suffering as much as the rest of us. Some of them may be suffering more, if a guest causes damage or … Continue reading When Hotels Disappoint
“OH, PENGUINS,” SHE SAID, CURTLY. Continue reading Sometimes if You Yell a Euphemism Ju-u-ust Right, It Will Make You Feel Better
I DON’T HAVE CHILDREN. I’M BEGINNING TO SUSPECT I’LL NEVER HAVE GRANDCHILDREN, EITHER. — CORDIALLY, HELEN Continue reading If You Studied Biology in High School, Please Advise
“YOU OAF,” SHE SAID. “THE HOOK IS IN THE FRONT.” — OVERHEARD IN EVERY APARTMENT BUILDING Continue reading One More Day in Paradise
“NO, I’M NOT ONE OF THOSE SILLY PEOPLE WHO GOES TO EXTREMES TO AVOID SWEARING. ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE CAN GO TO H – E – DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS,” SHE SAID, CURTLY. Continue reading A Cry For Help?
No, I’m not trying to bore you. It’s just happening naturally. http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/05/18/chuck-schumer-viral-photo-moos-pkg-erin.cnn Continue reading It’s a Slow News Day. I Admit it.
MY FRIENDS HAVE TRIED FOR YEARS TO GET THROUGH TO ME, AND I’M FINALLY FACING REALITY: PLAYING A KAZOO WELL REQUIRES MORE MUSICAL TALENT THAN I WILL EVER HAVE. Continue reading I Coulda Been a Musician. Or, Not.
Often, the most confused person in the room is the one who claims to have answers. Continue reading Sixteen Words For Donald Trump
This will not surprise anyone who has kept up with current events. https://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20161124/midtown/make-america-great-again-cap-ornament-trump-website-149 Continue reading Vulgarity For The Holidays