AH, THAT JOY OF GETTING CAUGHT IN THE NOSE HAIRS OF SOMEONE ELSE’S FIGHT. –OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Or was it Crosshairs? Always Take Notes.
IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME. IF I’M NOT WEARING PANTS, THE PHONE RINGS. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Fate or Conspiracy? YOU Decide.
“WELL, BUTTERCUP SAYS— “I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT. BUTTERCUP WILL SAY ANYTHING.” — HEARD ON THE SIDEWALK IN SAN FRANCISCO Continue reading And Who is This Buttercup?
PHILIP CHARLES IS DECENT, BUT HE’S A HANDFUL. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Life’s Challenges
I SWEAR, IF THERE’S ONE MORE WORD OUT OF THAT DUCK… — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Not One More Word!
MAYBE THE GLUE THEY USE FOR FALSE EYELASHES WILL PREVENT THESE UNDERPANTS FROM CREEPING UP. — OVERHEARD ON THE SUBWAY Continue reading Overheard on the Subway
I’d like to master a particular type of absurd humor on Twitter. You’ve probably read one-liners from Twitter users claiming to quote unintended humor overheard in public places. When the material is hilarious for reasons you can’t pinpoint, you know it’s good. My favorite living comedian, Dave Hill (@mrdavehill on Twitter), has mastered the art of the absurd quote. Every now and then he’ll post from an airport, an Amtrak train or some other place where people have serious conversations on their cell phones, and repeat uproarious shit he claims to have overheard. At least he says he’s at the airport or … Continue reading A For Effort?
OVERHEARD ON THE SUBWAY: “SOME WOMEN ARE MULTI-ORGASMIC. I JUST HAVE SNEEZING FITS.” SOMEBODY SHOULD REMIND HER THAT SHE IS NOT A VICTIM. Continue reading Define “Victim”