Tallulah Bankhead Quotation
IF I HAD TO LIVE MY LIFE AGAIN, I’D MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES, ONLY SOONER. — TALLULAH BANKHEAD Continue reading Tallulah Bankhead Quotation
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We Already Knew This, but Here’s a Reminder
IN HELL, CHEESE PLATTERS HAVE NOTHING BUT THAT PROCESSED CRAP. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR FRIEND, HELEN CHRISTIE. Continue reading We Already Knew This, but Here’s a Reminder
Speaking the Truth
THIS IS HORSESHIT THAT CAN ONLY GET HORSESHITTIER WITH TIME. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Speaking the Truth
Or was it Crosshairs? Always Take Notes.
AH, THAT JOY OF GETTING CAUGHT IN THE NOSE HAIRS OF SOMEONE ELSE’S FIGHT. –OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Or was it Crosshairs? Always Take Notes.
When Control Issues Invade our Dreams
LAST NIGHT I HAD A BIZARRE DREAM ABOUT USING THUMBTACKS AND A HAMMER TO SECURE DUST JACKETS TO HARDCOVER BOOKS. THINK BEFORE YOU ACT. — ANOTHER PSA FROM HELEN CHRISTIE Continue reading When Control Issues Invade our Dreams
More Empty Pondering
IF YOU CAN’T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OTHERS’ VULNERABILITIES, WHAT’S THE POINT IN BEING A RAGING ASSHOLE? — A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FROM HELEN CHRISTIE Continue reading More Empty Pondering
Fate or Conspiracy? YOU Decide.
IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME. IF I’M NOT WEARING PANTS, THE PHONE RINGS. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Fate or Conspiracy? YOU Decide.
And Who is This Buttercup?
“WELL, BUTTERCUP SAYS— “I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT. BUTTERCUP WILL SAY ANYTHING.” — HEARD ON THE SIDEWALK IN SAN FRANCISCO Continue reading And Who is This Buttercup?
Life’s Challenges
PHILIP CHARLES IS DECENT, BUT HE’S A HANDFUL. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Life’s Challenges
Ladies’ Room or the Subway? The Best Conversations
ALL FOUR OF THOSE ASSHOLES WERE RAISED BETTER THAN THAT. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Ladies’ Room or the Subway? The Best Conversations
