A Web-Footed Education
EVERYTHING I KNOW I LEARNED FROM DUCKS. THAT EXPLAINS THE FASCINATION WITH CHARTS, GRAPHS AND STATISTICS. — HELEN CHRISTIE Continue reading A Web-Footed Education
Tag: Joke
Overheard on the Subway
MAYBE THE GLUE THEY USE FOR FALSE EYELASHES WILL PREVENT THESE UNDERPANTS FROM CREEPING UP. — OVERHEARD ON THE SUBWAY Continue reading Overheard on the Subway
Ethel Merman’s Wit
I CAN HOLD A NOTE AS LONG AS CHASE NATIONAL BANK. — ETHEL MERMAN Continue reading Ethel Merman’s Wit
Mark Twain on Anger
WHEN ANGRY, COUNT TO FOUR. WHEN VERY ANGRY, SWEAR. — MARK TWAIN Continue reading Mark Twain on Anger
Simon Helberg Quotation
I OWN A FART CD. IT HAS, I BELIEVE, OVER 100 FART SOUNDS. A LOVELY VARIETY, FROM THE UP-CLOSE AND PERSONAL TO THE MORE EXPERIMENTAL AND DISSONANT. SOME PEOPLE PREFER TO LISTEN TO BACH WHEN THEY GO TO SLEEP…NOT ME. — SIMON HELBERG Continue reading Simon Helberg Quotation
Imaginary Friends: The New Gods
ALWAYS RESPECT IMAGINARY FRIENDS. THEY’RE ON TWENTY-FOUR HOUR CALL, AND YOU’RE NOT. — CORDIALLY, HELEN Continue reading Imaginary Friends: The New Gods
Another Terry Pratchett Quotation
IN ANCIENT TIMES CATS WERE WORSHIPPED AS GODS; THEY HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN THIS. — TERRY PRATCHETT Continue reading Another Terry Pratchett Quotation
Women’s Humor
Yesterday I was thinking of some of the mildly rude humor women share with each other when men are out of earshot. We have to be careful because not all women find it amusing, but if your female acquaintances are as rude as you then knock yourself out. In 2012, this YouTube video (link below) was produced to reply to a Facebook post. A man had used his Facebook account to express disappointment with the deceptive way menstruation is depicted in feminine product advertising. According to him, he had learned the truth through experience, and the truth wasn’t pretty. Richard Neill’s original … Continue reading Women’s Humor
Dubious Talent
THE ABILITY TO TURN A MOUSE FART INTO A HORNET’S NEST IS A DUBIOUS TALENT. DO NOT DEFER TO THE PERSON WHO ENGAGES IN THIS PRACTICE. –CORDIALLY, HELEN Continue reading Dubious Talent
Rita Rudner Quotation
I WONDER IF OTHER DOGS THINK POODLES ARE MEMBERS OF A WEIRD RELIGIOUS CULT. — RITA RUDNER Continue reading Rita Rudner Quotation
