WILL SOMEONE PLEASE AIRBRUSH MY WRITING SO I CAN HAVE JUST ONE BESTSELLER? — YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT, HELEN Continue reading Make it Pretty, Not Substantial
After posting this photo on Instagram this earlier this week, I’ve gained a new follower: username macys.giftcard It’s vital to share this information, in case you’re wondering why my ancestors braved the Atlantic Ocean and Ellis Island to offer better lives (albeit with uncertain healthcare) for their descendants. Continue reading Proud to be an American
Earlier this afternoon, while walking home from the gym I had an experience which other women can identify with. It doesn’t happen to me very often anymore because I’m older, but I remember how it used to feel and I still work up as much anger now as I did when I was in my twenties. The only difference now is most of the time I get angry on behalf of the young women who currently get the abuse. I was on Geary Street near Powell on Union Square in San Francisco. A man who was in the mood to … Continue reading A Heartfelt Apology to Anyone I May Have Offended — Not!
I KNOW THIS SOUNDS WEIRD, BUT MY WORST FEAR IS I’LL NEVER GRASP DUCK IRONY. –HELEN CHRISTIE Continue reading Abstract Anxiety
We probably shouldn’t make generalizations, but… “I have no regrets” and “I have nothing to hide” usually mean exactly the same thing. And it ain’t pretty. Continue reading Dirty Laundry