The Universal Struggle
MY IMAGINARY FRIEND CAN’T BE THE ONLY ONE GOING THROUGH AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS RIGHT NOW. WE ARE ALL DONOVAN. Continue reading The Universal Struggle
MY IMAGINARY FRIEND CAN’T BE THE ONLY ONE GOING THROUGH AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS RIGHT NOW. WE ARE ALL DONOVAN. Continue reading The Universal Struggle
ALWAYS RESPECT IMAGINARY FRIENDS. THEY’RE ON TWENTY-FOUR HOUR CALL, AND YOU’RE NOT. — CORDIALLY, HELEN Continue reading Imaginary Friends: The New Gods
If you’re on Twitter, I recommend following username @Emergency_Teds. They keep the United Kingdom safe, and some of us already know from experience that stuffed animals protect us at home. While we’re on the topic: Please refrain from putting currency in the clotheswasher/dryer. Check all pockets carefully before washing. Some of us really can’t tolerate the sound of a coin spinning in the dryer. It’s as bad as fingernails on a blackboard. Continue reading Teddy Bears Never Stop Protecting Us
MY IMAGINARY FRIEND IS LAUGHING BECAUSE THE CORNER DRUGSTORE SHELVES RAISIN BRAN AND TOILET PAPER IN THE SAME AISLE. I WISH HE’D GROW UP. Continue reading Why Can’t He Grow Up, I Ask
MY IMAGINARY FRIEND IS SO KIND. HE’S AN ASSHOLE, BUT A KIND ASSHOLE. THIS MAKES ME FEEL GUILTY WHENEVER I SPEAK UP ABOUT THE CIGAR SMOKE. Continue reading A Tormented Conscience