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And Who is This Buttercup?

November 18, 2019November 18, 2019 helenchristie

“WELL, BUTTERCUP SAYS— “I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.  BUTTERCUP WILL SAY ANYTHING.” — HEARD ON THE SIDEWALK IN SAN FRANCISCO Continue reading And Who is This Buttercup?

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Life’s Challenges

August 5, 2019August 5, 2019 helenchristie

PHILIP CHARLES IS DECENT, BUT HE’S A HANDFUL. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Life’s Challenges

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I Couldn’t See the Book Cover

July 20, 2019July 20, 2019 helenchristie

THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS BOOK SEEMS LIKE KIND OF A WEIRDO. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading I Couldn’t See the Book Cover

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Ladies’ Room or the Subway? The Best Conversations

July 15, 2019July 15, 2019 helenchristie

ALL FOUR OF THOSE ASSHOLES WERE RAISED BETTER THAN THAT. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Ladies’ Room or the Subway? The Best Conversations

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My Ironic Humor Wasn’t Appreciated

July 13, 2019July 13, 2019 helenchristie

UPON RETURNING TO THE ORDER COUNTER AT MCDONALD’S, AFTER EATING: ME: MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF! MCDONALD’S CASHIER: *TAKING TWO STEPS BACK*  LADY, I DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE. Continue reading My Ironic Humor Wasn’t Appreciated

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The Universal Struggle

June 20, 2019 helenchristie

MY IMAGINARY FRIEND CAN’T BE THE ONLY ONE GOING THROUGH AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS RIGHT NOW. WE ARE ALL DONOVAN. Continue reading The Universal Struggle

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Lucille Ball’s Secret?

June 6, 2019June 6, 2019 helenchristie

THE SECRET TO STAYING YOUNG IS TO LIVE HONESTLY, EAT SLOWLY AND LIE ABOUT YOUR AGE. — LUCILLE BALL Continue reading Lucille Ball’s Secret?

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Overcast Today in San Francisco, With Some Embellishment on Details

May 30, 2019May 30, 2019 helenchristie

EARLIER TODAY, A MOTORIST WITH AN OUT-OF-STATE LICENSE PLATE SHOUTED SOMETHING UNACCEPTABLE AT ME AS HE DROVE BY. I MADE A FRIENDLY HAND GESTURE. “YOU FUCKING WANKER!” I YELLED BACK AT HIM. WE MAKE OUR OWN SUNSHINE. Continue reading Overcast Today in San Francisco, With Some Embellishment on Details

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A Nasty Confrontation (Excerpt)

March 31, 2019March 31, 2019 helenchristie

“WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE SPECIES OF PENGUIN?” SHE SAID, CURTLY. Continue reading A Nasty Confrontation (Excerpt)

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A Web-Footed Education

February 4, 2019February 4, 2019 helenchristie

EVERYTHING I KNOW I LEARNED FROM DUCKS.  THAT EXPLAINS THE FASCINATION WITH CHARTS, GRAPHS AND STATISTICS. — HELEN CHRISTIE Continue reading A Web-Footed Education

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