Fate or Conspiracy? YOU Decide.
IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME. IF I’M NOT WEARING PANTS, THE PHONE RINGS. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Fate or Conspiracy? YOU Decide.
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And Who is This Buttercup?
“WELL, BUTTERCUP SAYS— “I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT. BUTTERCUP WILL SAY ANYTHING.” — HEARD ON THE SIDEWALK IN SAN FRANCISCO Continue reading And Who is This Buttercup?
Life’s Challenges
PHILIP CHARLES IS DECENT, BUT HE’S A HANDFUL. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Life’s Challenges
I Couldn’t See the Book Cover
THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS BOOK SEEMS LIKE KIND OF A WEIRDO. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading I Couldn’t See the Book Cover
Ladies’ Room or the Subway? The Best Conversations
ALL FOUR OF THOSE ASSHOLES WERE RAISED BETTER THAN THAT. — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Ladies’ Room or the Subway? The Best Conversations
My Ironic Humor Wasn’t Appreciated
UPON RETURNING TO THE ORDER COUNTER AT MCDONALD’S, AFTER EATING: ME: MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF! MCDONALD’S CASHIER: *TAKING TWO STEPS BACK* LADY, I DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE. Continue reading My Ironic Humor Wasn’t Appreciated
The Universal Struggle
MY IMAGINARY FRIEND CAN’T BE THE ONLY ONE GOING THROUGH AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS RIGHT NOW. WE ARE ALL DONOVAN. Continue reading The Universal Struggle
Lucille Ball’s Secret?
THE SECRET TO STAYING YOUNG IS TO LIVE HONESTLY, EAT SLOWLY AND LIE ABOUT YOUR AGE. — LUCILLE BALL Continue reading Lucille Ball’s Secret?
Overcast Today in San Francisco, With Some Embellishment on Details
EARLIER TODAY, A MOTORIST WITH AN OUT-OF-STATE LICENSE PLATE SHOUTED SOMETHING UNACCEPTABLE AT ME AS HE DROVE BY. I MADE A FRIENDLY HAND GESTURE. “YOU FUCKING WANKER!” I YELLED BACK AT HIM. WE MAKE OUR OWN SUNSHINE. Continue reading Overcast Today in San Francisco, With Some Embellishment on Details
A Nasty Confrontation (Excerpt)
“WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE SPECIES OF PENGUIN?” SHE SAID, CURTLY. Continue reading A Nasty Confrontation (Excerpt)
