I SWEAR, IF THERE’S ONE MORE WORD OUT OF THAT DUCK… — OVERHEARD ON THE MUNI (SAN FRANCISCO) SUBWAY Continue reading Not One More Word!
EVERYTHING I KNOW I LEARNED FROM DUCKS. THAT EXPLAINS THE FASCINATION WITH CHARTS, GRAPHS AND STATISTICS. — HELEN CHRISTIE Continue reading A Web-Footed Education
WOMEN WHO START OUT AS UGLY DUCKLINGS DON’T BECOME SWANS. WHAT THEY MAINLY BECOME IS CONFIDENT DUCKS. THEY TAKE CHARGE OF THEIR LIVES. — MAEVE BINCHY Continue reading Maeve Binchy Quotation
AT THE END OF THE DAY, SOCIALIZING WITH DUCKS INSTEAD OF PEOPLE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL KIND OF ISOLATED. THAT’S MY EXPERIENCE, ANYWAY. Continue reading Facing the Truth
I KNOW THIS SOUNDS WEIRD, BUT MY WORST FEAR IS I’LL NEVER GRASP DUCK IRONY. –HELEN CHRISTIE Continue reading Abstract Anxiety
A MAN WALKS INTO A PSYCHIATRIST’S OFFICE WITH A DUCK ON HIS HEAD. THE DUCK ASKS THE PSYCHIATRIST, “CAN YOU GET THIS GUY OFF MY ASS?” Continue reading Old Joke Dept.
One of my Facebook friends brought this item to my attention. The report was posted last month, but duck news never goes stale. http://www.fox25boston.com/news/video-of-mama-and-baby-ducks-walking-to-river-is-adorable/265406945 Continue reading In Duck News…
In my world, it’s all ducks all the time. Get over it. Continue reading My Reality, Not Yours
Earlier this month, I embarked (love that word!) on a difficult, frustrating volunteer project which I thought I’d be committed to for as long as I live in my condominium. It was a tall order because I expect to be here for as long as I’m capable of living independently. It was awkward to imagine doing such heavy work at age eighty, but that was the plan. Now my ambition is history. I was sifting through recyclables and compostables which my neighbors had failed to sort properly, and in complete modesty I have to say I was doing a rip-roaring … Continue reading Occupational Safety Hazards