How to Embarrass a Plastic Surgeon

July 28, 2017July 28, 2017 helenchristie

A PLASTIC SURGEON IS LOOKING AT MY ABDOMEN AND HIPS. DOCTOR: HOW MANY CHILDREN HAVE YOU HAD? ME: NONE. *doctor’s face turns bright red* DOCTOR: UH, FORGET I SAID ANYTHING. Continue reading How to Embarrass a Plastic Surgeon

That Awkward Moment

April 23, 2017April 23, 2017 helenchristie

THERE’S A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE WE ALL GO THROUGH SOONER OR LATER: WE REALIZE WE’VE EMBARRASSED A ROOMFUL OF PEOPLE — AND OURSELVES — IMMEDIATELY AFTER MAKING THE INNOCENT STATEMENT “I’M TICKLISH.” Continue reading That Awkward Moment

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