“NO, I’M NOT ONE OF THOSE SILLY PEOPLE WHO GOES TO EXTREMES TO AVOID SWEARING. ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE CAN GO TO H – E – DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS,” SHE SAID, CURTLY. Continue reading A Cry For Help?
AS EVERY COIN AND POSTAGE STAMP COLLECTOR KNOWS, IT’S ALL ABOUT THE SEX. — HELEN CHRISTIE Continue reading Is This What We Call an Open Secret?
If you’re ever trapped in a group of people you don’t respect while you’re having the equivalent of a bad hair day with your conversational skills, here’s a shortcut for making the day more interesting — or at least more aggravating: Sit quietly for awhile, and then start giggling. It isn’t that difficult to do convincingly. Just recall a memory which never fails to make you laugh. For example, the time when you looked up from the Daffy Duck cartoon on your smartphone and saw your least favorite co-worker slip on the freshly waxed floor. If you giggle hysterically in … Continue reading If You’re Desperate and Lonely Enough…
Although I was running my tailfeathers off during a recent stay in New York City, I was able to find time to visit the Main Public Library. If you haven’t seen that building — located next to Bryant Park — yet, try to get around to it someday. Maybe this DNA Info article by Shaye Weaver will encourage you if you don’t yet know how curious you are: https://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20170519/midtown-east/nypl-library-rose-reading-bill-blass-landmark/?utm_source=New+York+City&utm_campaign=34b2b29022-Mailchimp-NYC&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_4f5d8e7caa-34b2b29022-132382133 Continue reading NYPL News
No, I’m not trying to bore you. It’s just happening naturally. http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/05/18/chuck-schumer-viral-photo-moos-pkg-erin.cnn Continue reading It’s a Slow News Day. I Admit it.
In May of last year, Dave Hill Doesn’t Live Here Anymore, Dave Hill’s memoir and humorous essay collection, was published in hardcover by Penguin Random House. I wrote a positive review on this blogsite, and Dave (with whom I’m acquainted only on social media, not in person) went on the recommended author tour. One year later, there’s no paperback edition and no date for an upcoming paperback release. Although everything I hear about the book is positive, it looks as if word isn’t reaching enough readers. If you appreciate serious/humorous/perceptive/metaphorical/touching life analysis, you can’t miss Dave Hill Doesn’t Live Here Anymore. If you … Continue reading This Book Isn’t Getting The Love it Deserves
Bookstores aren’t easy to find anymore, especially if you aren’t in the Downtown area of a city. If you live in the Kew Gardens section of Queens, pretty soon you’ll have a chance to shop in a storefront bookstore near your home: https://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20170516/kew-gardens/kew-gardens-bookstore-the-queens-bookshop-81-63-lefferts-blvd?utm_source=New+York+City&utm_campaign=7c8fac6c53-Mailchimp-NYC&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_4f5d8e7caa-7c8fac6c53-132382133 Continue reading New Bookstore Coming Soon to Queens, NY
In 1992, George Michael released a song titled Too Funky. I like the song and its accompanying video because they’re, uh, too funky. After reading this article in The Telegraph (link below), the song is repeating in my head and won’t quit. Currently, this fun piece of music and I aren’t meeting under the most pleasant circumstances. Kimberly Guilfoyle used to be married to former San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, and at that time we heard way too much about her in the local media. Oddly (this is my taste for irony talking), she always seemed like kind of an airhead. An overly … Continue reading Awful Flashback
THERE’S NO UMLAUT ON THIS KEYBOARD. AND YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF SADISTS. — HELEN CHRISTIE Continue reading North American Woes